Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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someone owes me an orgasm
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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