Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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