Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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