So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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