Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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