the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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