yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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