It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can I color on your dick again?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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