I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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