i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.