Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

(914): View more from New York

11

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(646): View more from New York

We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once

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(361): View more from Texas

like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He had a curved dick....must be a european thing

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.

(1-425): View more from Washington

No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.

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(703): View more from Virginia

After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.

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