Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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