well you can't waste a boner
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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