Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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