i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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