Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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