can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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