You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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