We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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