help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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