I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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