is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.