I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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