but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Floor bacon is actually really good
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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