problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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