there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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