That's intense
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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