I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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