dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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