i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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