Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
How's work?
Spinning.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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