This dress was meant to end up on your floor
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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