And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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