is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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