YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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