Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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