totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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