I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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