This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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