mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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