NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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