i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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