member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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