I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
