Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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