wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I need moral support for this bender
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
