I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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