that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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