remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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