Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
