we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize