My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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