Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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