Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
