I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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