im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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